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Gay Criminal
"EAT TRASH. LOOK CUTE. PLEAD THE FIFTH."
Gay Criminal doesn’t ask for permission to exist. It plays dead when the authorities arrive and struts when the camera flashes. It is the sacred, the profane, and the half-eaten pepperoni slice—all wrapped in a single strand of pearls.
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